![]() 09/27/2015 at 20:23 • Filed to: Gym | ![]() | ![]() |
Because I’m a BEAST!!!
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Or nah
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Look man I get it since The Little Mermaid, Ariel has been seen as a girl’s name but dammit it’s your real name and you should be proud of it. No need to put on silly clothes like that, they only make you less capable than you truly are.
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Oh, well maybe they’re calling me Ducati
because I’m a MONSTER!!!
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Hold up hold up hold up...Ariel is a girl’s name?! Dammit Mom...
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I’m so beast they call me Revzani
Handin’ bad business like Juliani
You see on your girls phone
Real name is Giovanni
Body by me, Suit By Armani
*Pow* *Pow*
See these guns? Beg please you can’t touch these
Comin’ up straight cause I know what trust means
Trust funds? Naw son. Hard work to get means.
Steppin’ up, steak now coming back from canned beans
Wobbles the Mind ‘cause bad thoughts left behind
Progress like congress if past lives leave you blind
Find me on oppo, the e-home of my kind
Manual miata, droptop, revmatch, NO GRIND
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I read that as rev nazi.
I wondered what you were revving and why you were being a nazi about it. I imagined you being the soup nazi. NO REVS FOR YOU!
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Damn, call this spider on a fuel tank, because this is rhyme is on fire! Are you really the Roman from RCR??
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Nah, my limiter is the only Rev nazi in my life. Rev Nazi is a pretty good name though...
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Goddamnit, now I can’t un-hear Roman when I re-read it!